Andy: jfk was the last of the real presidents Me: who was after him? nixon? Andy: no Me: LOLL LULZZ Andy: someones been on the interwebz too much
WOW, it's already NYE?
I remember exactly how I rang in 2010. December 31, 2009 was spent at a high rise loft in New York City with my best home girls. Today I will be spending a much quieter evening with family, I suppose. It’s amazing how we reached the 2011 mark, thank the Lord for letting humanity live prosperously for another year! To live a prosperous life doesn’t only hold numerical value, it also...
MY MOM IS SO MEAN SOMETIMES. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:(
I think the sexiest feature on a female's body is
her slender back. *peek a boo* Beautiful!
Every time I buy new things, whether it be clothes, electronics, or crafty things from Michaels, I throw the fresh bag full of goodies to one side of my room and leave it there till the next time I need it.
1. I expected a lot more from you. I don’t know why, but I still do.
Eight ways to win your heart
1. Contrary to what people think, you don’t have to be a BALLER to win me over. Money is nice, but I prefer someone who is much more thoughtful than cold, hard cash. 2. Put in a little bit more effort to get to know me, my likes & dislikes, the effort will not go unnoticed! 3. Make me feel comfortable around you. My burst of laughter is a sure sign I’m not afraid to be me...
Nine things about yourself
1. I believe that originality is overrated; in fact, I don’t even think it exists anymore. Every thought, every idea, is formed on the basis of an “original” work. Basically, the phrase, “been there, done that,” applies to everything, and to everyone on this universe. 2. I like deep, rich, dramatic music. But I also love singing the tunes to Pop music as well! 3....
U-BIN, U-FUR, U-SKITTLES, U-GORILLA ESTABLISHED SINCE 1991
Privé & Promesse
Bill Gates went to a restaurant and paid a $2...
If there is a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll just...
In my dreams last night I threw a drink in a girl’s face. It felt so nice to do that.
I want to quit smoking entirely by the end of...
Seriously, this is my only New Years resolution.
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
there’s this feud that’s been going on with me and an ex-bestfriend. I don’t know what made this argument different, but we haven’t worked it out since the summer. For me, it was part I-Don’t-give-a-shit-anymore and another part I’m-always-the-one-to-make-up. I don’t even remember why I got so mad at her, but one thing that she did prove to me was that she...
Thank you for reminding me that the internet is no longer safe for anyone- it’s a mecca for vulnerability. In fact, I hope you took your time to snoop around my tumblr, because I follow some awesome people who blog amazing posts :). Sincerely, Gina Chung
Dear Gina Chung,
It is not smart to leave your tumblr account saved onto my computer. I have it saved. You better change your password, because I can dig up all your skeletons. Love, Your Lover
Castle Walls T.I. ft. Christina Aguilera All She Wrote T.I. ft. Eminem 6 foot 7 foot Lil Wayne Call Me Dougie New Boyz ft. Chris Brown Black and Yellow Wiz Khalifa
I like listening to guys talk about the NBA and basketball. Their passion and enthusiasm is so cute, and sexy when they know what they’re talking about.
Leone’s grotesque black humor is replaced by a series of comic gags that...
I had my friend change my facebook password for the span of finals week. Fuck, now I’m just on tumblr 24/7.
Mama Chung raised a tough bitch
It’s always good to find the silver lining to every rough situation. The dramaqueen in me revealed a lot about myself recently. A, I hold very high standards with people and B, my opinions are very harsh. A little drama in my life is fine with me. It spices up my life from the mundane, and time is on my side. Time heals every wound, every diss, every insult, every scratch, and...
It’s so terribly cold out.
Anonymous asked: :(
Biggest Pet Peeve, EVER.
I. effing. hate. it. when. people. tell. me. to. RELAX. or. to. CALM DOWN. when. I’m. not. even. mad. It. just. gets. me. angrier.