idk why people assume youre jealous of everything... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies.
Summer jobs suck ass
It’s either: I want to be a college student forever until I find a nice sugar daddy to marry, or, I get myself a really invigorating career to keep my restless ass occupied.
A man with a good virtue is the biggest turn on for me.