August 2012
July 2012
When the token blackout betch is too drunk to walk
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Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
When you have earphones in, yet people still try...
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when my mom comes home from the grocery store →
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when my mom comes home from the grocery store and didn’t get the food I asked her to get
Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night
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ahahahahhahahah this is SO DAMN RELATABLE!!
Counting my money
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expectations:
reality:
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That sad moment when you have to be social because...
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When I try to get off the internet...
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This always happens:
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Go a week without Tumblr.
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Probably the funniest thing Kim K ever said
Scott Disick: I want to be a Lord of something
Kim Kardashian: douchelord
It's like,
during the week when I’m at work all morning, all I ever do is look forward to being able to sleep-in during the weekends. Once the weekend rolls around: a) my internal clock never allows me to sleep-in AT ALL, and b) I get bored easily so I just want to eat all day. Never satisfied!!
When I'm at a crowded bar and can't find my...
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